I'm More Awkward Than I Ever Was.

-I'm a shell-less-snail. Before, I was just a snail. But I guess being a shell-less one makes me more awkward, eh?

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Tagalog jokes ni fuckyeahlaughters :)

fuckyeahlaughters:

WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 1):

01) Contemplate – kulang ang mga pinggan


02) Punctuation – pera para maka-enrol


03) Ice Buko – nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok


04) Tenacious – sapatos na pang tennis


05) Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya


06) Devastation – ang sakayan ng bus


07) Protestant – Tindahan ng prutas


08] Statue – Ikaw ba yan?


09) Tissue – Ikaw nga!


10) Predicate – Pakawalan mo ang pusa

8 and 9… Oh god XD

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That awkward moment when you’re just minding your pumpkin business and spinning and then you run into a super tall, masculine carrot.

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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in case you’re hiding from a killer and can’t talk

andyouallwonderwhy:

(Source: poetryismybeatt, via unfinish3d-childhood)

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